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Couples Demotivational Poster


U.S. NAVY SUBMARINES - 120 MEN DIVE DOWN 60 COUPLES COME UP


TAGS: navy submarines couples men
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:29 pm, #193560
Being from NY and having lost people I have to say this did not offend me. Had it been a joke based on the actual event it might have. I am more offended by the fact it has been 9 yrs and there is still a hole in the ground.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm, #193556
Ok, 9/11 is a tough date for the USA, but this is a submarine picture... If he would have made jokes about airplaines, skyscra**rs and terrorist, I would understand, but this is far from being offensive to me. Just another sailor joke. 4 torp***s from me.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 1:40 pm, #193550
Agreed.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 12:39 pm, #193547

as an FYI - I actually think the poster is funny, just bad timing on submission date
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:39 pm, #193436
no problem.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm, #193433

and please lets leave the subject alone. damage is done.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:35 pm, #193432

terrorism affects everybody. Maybe your country has been lucky, but as the world changes I can only hope that that luck lasts. I would never wish what the people directly affected by 9/11 feel on anybody, even my worst enemy.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:31 pm, #193431
sorry man, i'm just kinda sick of hearing about this attack that doesn't affect us in any way whatsoever
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:27 pm, #193430

gee Pzy. 911 crap? I imagine you lost the respect of a lot of people here. I know you have lost mine
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:06 pm, #193427
I thought it was good sh**tyz. Though, i'm Australian, and I am kinda sick of hearing all this 911 crap. 5L's
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 6:27 pm, #193334
WE don't delete posters here... they stay. Can't give anyone special treatment over all others. Gotta just bite the bullet and forge ahead.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 11:59 am, #193307
If it were a terrorist joke I would see the problem, but there are much more offensive posters here. Any one of those posters could appear in the randoms today. I would never make light of 911, but neither did Sh**tyz.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:11 am, #193300
Pm Mr. M, he is the only one with the power to delete a fake.
Shottyz - September 11, 2010, 10:10 am, #193299
My apologize to everyone, I did not remember what today was until I posted. I tried to delete it, but it wouldnt let me. Mods please remove this if possible.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 9:57 am, #193294
I agree rerun. Any other day and this might be decent zing if aimed at one of our navy members but today, it just wont fly.
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:27 am, #193293

Talk about offensive, especially on a day like today.


HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.




ROLE REVERSAL -


TAGS: men love sandwich couples kitchen
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

chalkman3 - January 31, 2012, 8:20 pm, #228557
ok sorry
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:46 pm, #228470
I would. But only because the "you're doing it wrong" Jokes have gotten old.....and I mean O.L.D.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:40 pm, #228467
5L's love it, but would you care if i used this then said: Love, Your doing it wrong
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 11:03 am, #227577
Yeah, but he loves ***, and is soooo getting laid.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:54 am, #227570
Don't do it! Don't do it!!!


HELL HATH NO FURY -


TAGS: couples hangover
Rating: 4.79/5

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makingplans4nigel - July 26, 2012, 11:53 am, #237628
great way to start the day thanks for the laughs 5L as well
spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:40 pm, #237617
Beautiful Airman, 5L


TO THE DOGHOUSE -


TAGS: couples punishment
Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:08 pm, #248055
Totally took a turn I didn't see coming.
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:27 pm, #233428
that is going to be a lot of fun if you know what i mean


Last Words -


TAGS: elderly couples death threats funerals fear beyond directions men
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 17, 2014, 12:14 am, #256733
Thanks Grey! Glad you had a good chuckle.
Greybeard - September 16, 2014, 11:28 pm, #256732
5LMAO and favd.. :)
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:58 pm, #256729
Sometin' to be said for cremation huh?
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:57 pm, #256728
No, no you don't Old. 'K maybe just a teeny bit...teehee.
Oldsod - September 16, 2014, 8:25 pm, #256725
Hey...I resemble that remark.
GaryO - September 16, 2014, 8:13 pm, #256724
wonderful


WEDDINGCAKE TOPPER -




Feelings -


TAGS: tingly feelings young couples love common sense
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:13 am, #254710
The one where the blood starts flowing again to your b*** cheek once you lift one off the couch to fart?
MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:11 am, #254709
IMO 2nd greatest feeling. Having that first BM after 3 days of constipation...1st place. Thanks for the vote Cannabal.
GaryO - May 8, 2014, 9:03 am, #254704
...other than that other tingly feeling...and a sandwich
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 9:08 pm, #254699
Greate5t feeling in the whole world.
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 11:24 am, #254634
Thanks Grey!
Greybeard - May 4, 2014, 8:54 am, #254628
Ha Ha Ha. 5 frontal Lobotomies... :)
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:29 am, #254438
Thanks Dawg!
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:19 pm, #254433
Boom. 5


TWINDIANS - They've wandered off the Reservation again


TAGS: twins couples college indians
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by MacMogan

MacMogan - December 16, 2009, 9:56 pm, #146274
Heh, probably not, but they do have indian necklaces and chaps so....:)
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:38 pm, #146266
Are there Indians in this pic? None appear to be Hindus. I can see some twidiots though.


Marriage -


TAGS: marriage reasons better worse couples
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:21 pm, #247399
Mine too and then mumble something about it was all my fault? Hmmmm. Thank you crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:39 pm, #247389
I've heard my parent say something 5imilar.


The Final Word -




INFINITY -


TAGS: and beyond i propose a minimum iq requirement for breeding couples
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:38 am, #181860
Oh, ****. My bad.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 11:37 am, #181859
hmmmmmm
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 3:38 pm, #172890
Einstein was the man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:47 pm, #172394
No worries....they were OK with garlic b***er......
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:45 pm, #172391
Yikes did she put us to shame in the junk department. Sorry about the crabs by the way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:40 pm, #172386
Not since we had that 3=way with Rhea Perlman.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:37 pm, #172384
Ha! You've had worse.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm, #172379
I'm not into dogs....that's why I rejected Rerun's advances.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:32 pm, #172378
But I'd never want to come between you two Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:27 pm, #172375
He only made them so Spacedog would take him back....You guys are so cute together.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:26 pm, #172374
Wow! Great run of posters TTH, 5Ls all round.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:41 pm, #172342
@ Grey......Waaaaaa? @TTH,.....she's got a great a** as well...I'm a bad person.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:38 pm, #172341
is it a snicker? or a s******, or a giggle or a girly "hehehe" or a full fledeged drop to your knees belly laugh? cause I get that too...the s******, not the drop to your knees thing, you know what I'm saying, right moo+?
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:37 pm, #172340
Mrs.Mooooooooooooooooooo is a very patient young woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:33 pm, #172339
Actually, She laughs at you behind your back......Mrs.Mooooooooo laughs right to my face.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:30 pm, #172335
She is very supportive of my Moti-career. As long as I get the dishes done before she gets home.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm, #172333
5L
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm, #172332
d***, so many excellent posters!! Trashette must be wondering when you're coming back with that gallon of milk


LOVE - If its not blind then maybe it has a sense of humor


TAGS: love couples
Rating: 4.27/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 4:26 pm, #245966
It's got be humor. I've seen the weirdest coupes, and I think, "Him? And her? Yeah, that makes sense."


was it good for you? -




THE END OF US - I wish I didn't know now What I didn't know then




HUSBANDS LOSE FOCUS - If a lecture last longer Than a week


TAGS: marriage couples nagging
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - March 24, 2013, 1:43 pm, #244627
Whoops! That's what I get for picking the top result from a google image search!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 24, 2013, 1:39 am, #244621
160522


OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!! - Some people are better imagined in one's bed Than found there in the morning


TAGS: morning after regret couples
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - March 20, 2013, 5:03 pm, #244523
hehehe...this is so true and funny


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